PMP interviews a bed bug
Will Nepper
Pest Management Professional (PMP): So, after I declined to conduct this interview in the bedroom of my apartment, you stopped returning my calls. What changed your mind? Bed Bug (BB): [sighs and removes sunglasses] My publicist, Peggy. She’s worried I’ll fall off people’s radar. PMP: Not likely. BB: That’s what I said! But whatever. Let’s […]